australia - to solve the bored problem

im going to australia for a weekend.
yes thats right, for a weekend....
leaving friday 13th may returning tues 17th may.

he he. looking forward to a catch up with 2 old friends who are there.... but guess what, today is also my lucky day. i have won a BMW and 750,000 uk pounds... and

here is the email

1)
BMW Automobile Award Program

Your Email Address Has Won You A Car and a cash prize of

750,000GBP In the BMW Automobile Promotion Held on the

10th of May 2011.To claim your prize Contact Mr. David

Hill on phone {+44 704 579 6828} and

Email:BMWpromotions2011@gmx.com

1: Name:
2: Address:
3: Mobile No:
4: Age:
5: Sex:
6: Occupation:
7: Country:
8: Email:


All mail should go to:bmwprom2011@hotmail.com
Regards
Mr. David Hill
-AND-

2)
I am Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson, I have a package (Bank Draft) of $500,000,00 United State Dollars in your name and your mail address left with DHL Courier Express Company for claims, All you need to do is to contact DHL Courier Express Company via below information for your package delivery to arrive your home address.


Contact Person: Mr. Falesy Jude
Email Address: mrdikeson12@hotmail.com
Telephone: +2347036839061
         

Do send to  them (DHL) your correct postal address, full name, contact phone number, so that they can be able to deliver your package direct to your postal address and you have to pay a fee of $150 USD which is the DHL courier express delivery charges fee so far, for your package (Bank Draft) to arrive to you to your home address, as I have paid for all necessary charges except that of the Custom Clearance fee of the courier company so far.


Yours Truly,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson.


What a day. Im booking my tickets, 1st class! ha ha ha (not really, i know the email's are a hoax but hey...  I do however wonder what the package is! - Elizabeth may get a reply!?!?!?!)

Ill book my Australia tickets tonight... result!