Get over, by getting under

A few days ago I decided to join a few internet dating websites...
A friend of mine once did it, and said there was nothing more joyous than returning from a dull work lunch break and finding an inbox full of men trying to get into your knickers.

So- i thought why the hell not.

I know for a fact that judging by the crime watch style mug shots on the websites, the men in singapore- well the single ones, who use internet dating sites, are not attractive.

but, well, im here, i know a limited supply of men (and women) and well- its free food at the very least.

So here goes- the Profile:

"Hey, im new to singapore... and well... want to increase my social circle"  .......No, too boring
"New to SG, Seeks fun and friends and ... ;)" ...........     No, too crap
"Lets go out and see what happens...." ....................      Desperate
"Blonde, blue eyed expat ... bla bla bla"....................     Slut
"Shall we dance?...."  .................................................. I can't dance, so no.
"Single in singapore..... bla bla"  ................................    Shit

Ah bollox to it.

i'll write the profile tomorrow.

I uploaded a pic and a basic profile description and posted to 2 sites.

Now, We wait.