a love letter to HSBC

Before leaving the uk HSBC tole me they did not have a bank in singapore. I was amazed! No HSBC in Singapore.... wow.

So: HSBC... i have a little news for you. HSBC does exist- and a picture tells a thousand words. so here it is:

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TO my dear old friend HSBC. With a moment of regret and an ache in my broken heart, i must leave you.
I no longer trust your e-mail replies, or appreciate your calls.

Your lack of skill in the banking sector has left me cold and without desire. I know you wish for me to love you and lust for you once again.

Even now, here in Singapore present me with a lusty and tempting banking offer.Your evening hours are a  dirty and joyous temptation, and your staff, internal banking, advice, deposits and withdrawals are now accessable at all hours......

But, actually HSCB, its ok.

You have fallen out of my favour already: Your lies have hurt and pushed me far away, your lack of understanding and recruitment of poorly qualified ex students with swollen baby bellies have made me loose faith and trust in you.

I'd like to introduce you to my new found Friend: UOB

They are kind of nice eh HSBC? So just to rub a little salt to your wounds.... I took a pic of the inside too. No no HSBC, Chester Gate, Macclesfield, Cheshire... its ok, seriously- you may keep your account. Its been a pleasure- but I feel its time I banked with someone who knows they have a branch in Singapore... and frankly is a bit- well- Sexier than you are with your dreery exterior and un-educated GCSE c+ staff.

I'll stick with the Degree Qualified banking Executives, and frankly I think Turquoise and crystal chandaliers are- well. a bit more me.

Regards, my love,
our love is dead,
your old account:
8**3****1

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